
Sadly, the current site that hosts the Kitchen is run by a jerk who sides with anyone who brown-noses him, and he has allowed the refugees of another site to completely take over and run off the regulars. Thus, folks have gone their own way, and me and my Posse have gone ours, and ultimately I refuse to host a link to this site any longer, so those of you looking to use my site to get there, SORRY!
Shoulda come back when we needed you.
The following are those who have come to be known as valuable member's of the Sheriff's Posse. The Posse is made up of those people who have become good friends of Scribe for their various and exalted virtues.
Look below and see who ranks as the tops in Scribe's book!!!
Dawn, aka Power Chakram
Cyrene
Lynxy
Rinko
Sierra
Cowboy
Y2K/FatHead
Phantom
Anjee
Dot
Also known as the Rat Princess (*TEEHEE*), she is sister to Kid and sister-in-law to Scribe. Don't mess with her unless you can handle the repercussions! Otherwise, a faithful friend and kick-ass Xena, Warrior Princess fan fiction writer!
Scribe's Ultimate Best Friend for 30+ years! We met at the mailbox out in front of our elementary school in 1973, and we've been thick as thieves ever since! She's wild and wooly, and I don't know what my life would be like without her. We're SISTAS!!!
Scribe's Other Best Bud on the Net! She's so much fun and is really a great person to talk to, which is obvious from all the disk space being devoted to our ongoing email conversations! Beyond her propensity to feed Kiwi Surprises to a certain parrot WHO SHALL BE NAMED, she is steady, smarter than a whip, and great fun to chat with. Someday we shall meet in person, and inhabit our own private cave with Russell Crow and Leonardo DiCaprio!!!! CAN'T WAIT, LYNX!
The Pornographic Parrot of the Internet! He likes to lurk in the rafters, slamming Kiwi Surprises and hording all the bagels! Has a thing for sheep and furniture porn....DON'T ASK!!!!
An Internet junkie with a heart of gold and one of Scribe's internet buddies! This gal is either busy workin', lovin' on her grandkids, or squishin' Squelchies at Pogo.
Another Texan who likes to raise hell, and a great gigger of Locusts! Like the Lady Outlaw, Cowboy is a staunch supporter of George Dubya Bush, and don't give him no B.S. about it because he WILL hand it back to you wrapped in a Republican National Convention bumpersticker!
This dude LOVES to ride his motorcycle and dreams of the day when he can climb on his Y2K FatHead and RIDE, RIDE, RIDE!!!! A super-nice guy and great to chat with, too!
The HTML Genius! If it weren't for the Phantom, this Lady Outlaw would have never gotten these pages up and running. Another true Gentleman on the 'Net, he's an avid Civil War enthusiast, and has an actual Civil War-era cannon in his yard! His neighbours should SERIOUSLY WORRY! *LMAO* J/K, STEVIE RAY!!!!!!!!
Listed not long ago on Scribe's Most Wanted List, Anjee the Green-Eyed Lady often re-emerges from her life-induced coma and rejoins the Krew for some catch-up chatting. She's bright, funny and full of life!
The Internet Nurse of the Posse. Got an ill? She'll take care of you! Not ill at all? Then she's got the best conversation topics to fill out your free-time!

Crazy Manuela and Slocum
These two crazy chatters were spotted a while back making forays into the Kitchen after moving to Turkey to run a textile factory, but are still technically "missing". If you see them, spank them both soundly and send them home!
Jiggy
English fisherman who is only happy when he's up to his hips in a river fishing for trout. In fact, that's probably where he is right now instead of coming home to his Kitchen!
Keyser Soze
The Evil One of the Posse hasn't been spotted in the Kitchen in a very long time. If this Devil's Advocate is spotted, send him directly to the Kitchen!
Le Vicomte Valmont
Scribe's favorite nemesis from the Throne Room. This chick in count's clothing met her match in Scribe, and then paid back the favor in spades! Although pretty rank for most amateurs to deal with, she certainly gave Scribe many a night of excellent Flamage. Scribe only wishes Le Vicomte would come back and deal with the current jerks in the joint.